Hello Blogland!! Hope everyone is having a great weekend!
I pride myself here as a Menopausel Supermodel be reasonably “hip” for a fifty-something gal. I Facebook, I know what Twitter is. I’m passably familar with the Twilight Saga and it’s “stars”. I know who Lady Gaga is. I’ve seen a minute of “Jersey Shore”. Hey, I’m UP with what’s happening in popular culture.
Or so I thought.
I was leafing through one of those fashion magazines while getting a pedicure (LOVE them- and the massage chair is heaven!) last week. You know–the kind of magazine that touts how to lose that last ounce of flab and 10 million new sex positions that will have him drooling. Unfortunately they didn’t have anything more intelligent to choose from. But I digress.
Leafing through the numerous fashion layouts where the models look like they need a hot meal and the clothes are suitable for the circus, I stumbled upon an article extolling the latest hot thing among the trendy set.
Most of you in blogland are probably as ignorant of this phenomenom as I was previously. As a public service I will enlighten you.
It seems the cool kids-as least the young ladies, have taken to bedazzling their lady parts.
Yes, you read that right. They are GLUEING rhinestones THERE to decorate it. It’s evidently a big thing.
Here’s the linik to the OFFICIAL website: Vajazzling.com. I am not making this up!
I mean, heaven knows they pierce just about everywhere and tattoo themselves like crazy. And now they are bedazzling their crotches. Hence the name: Vajazzling.
Did one of these girls , after an evening of bedazzling a t-shirt and miniskirt to go with her 12 new face piercings and the rad dragon tat on her neck notice she still had some rhinestones left over and have a brain storm?? Like “WOW…I could bedazzle my crotch” . Won’t it be AWESOME when I’m dancing in the club with no panties and the disco lights hit the rhinestones and sparkle? I’ll be the belle of the ball”.
Wouldn’t this look like some weird sparkly STD???
Seriously. Let’s say you “romance” some lucky dude and a couple get stuck on his private parts. Won’t that be cool in the men’s room the next day when a co-worker at the urinals notices he’s sporting rhinestones?
Vajazzling. Think I’m gonna pass on this trend. I guess I’ll have to sit at the not cool kids table now.
Just when you think you’ve seen it all…….
Well…. now that I have enlightened you – on to the outfit. I worked in my garden a bit too much Saturday so I was down for the count today (dang Fibromyalgia!) I will, however, share my Friday ensemble. Unfortunately I wound up ruining my blouse since “klutz” is my middle name. I dropped an open black marker and of course it hit the first protuberances it came to: the boobage. Nice black stripe of permanent marker across them!
I was inspired by Terri at Ragsagainstthemachine Seersuckerfest to pull out my navy and white jacket since it’s still cool enough to wear it. I LOVE seersucker and want more for summer. I can see why it is a classic fabric!
I will be participating in Meagan Mae Daily ‘s Fashion Challenge Summer: This or That! so I’ll be posting my challenge outfit every day! Check out how we rise to the challege. Tomorrow is Solid Brights or Bold Print. Hmmmmmmm–what to wear??
Everyone have a great evening!